Taylor wanted to have coffee this morning and now I am wide awake. Such a crappy day too, would be PERFERCT to sleep an hour til the Holy Terror gets up hahaha           And we always will!  --- Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, "Oh shit...she's awake!" KEEP UP WITH ME: BLOG = www.myspace.com/lineblack MSN CHAT = lineblack@live.com TWITTER = http://twitter.com/lineblack  -------Original Message-------       Subject: FW:     Joke from Taylor (10 yes old): Why did the math teacher commit suicide?                           He had too many problems! __________   Joke from AJ (17 years old):   Why do mother kangaroos hate when it rains outside?                           Cause the kids have to play inside! ____________   Tyler....was in the shower, missed it all hehehehe   __________________________   To  Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity     1.      At  Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and  point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.    See  If They Slow Down.     2.   Page  Yourself Over The Intercom.    Don't  Disguise   Your  Voice.   !   3.   Every  Time Someone Asks You  To  Do Something, ask  If They Want Fries with that.   5.      Put  Decaf In The Coffee  Maker For 3 Weeks  .  Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their   Caffeine  Addictions, Switch  to Espresso.     6.      In  the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write   '  For Marijuana'     7.       Finish  All Your sentences with 'In  Accordance With The Prophecy'.   9.      Skip   down  the hall Rather  Than Walk and  see how many looks you get.     10.   Order  a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,   with  a serious face.   11.   Specify  That Your Drive-through Order Is  'To Go'.     12.   Sing  Along At The Opera.     14.     Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and   Play  tropical Sounds All Day.   15.     Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend  Their Party Because You have  a headache.   17.   When  The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream    'I Won!  I Won!'   18.   When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards  the   Parking lot, Yelling'Run  For Your Lives!  They're  Loose!'     19.   Tell  Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due  To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'     20   And  The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is to  -- Send  This E-mail To Someone To Make Them  Smile.     It  is Called .. THERAPY   

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