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| Teacher Appreciation Day 2009 – May 5th Teacher Appreciation Week 2009: 3rd – 9th May http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/teacher_thankyou_cards_to_print.htm http://www.groupcard.com/ecards/Teacher-Apprec.-Day%2C-May-5 http://www.printfree.com/ Ours kids spend 1/3 to 1/4 their day with their teachers. Who are college educated and shape and mold our kids up to 10 months of the year. Many work a second job throughout the year and always have to double up in school to help out. Like the math teacher is also the track coach and so on. Most then have to go on unemployment and even on food stamps in the summer. Yet a garbage man makes more money, has better benefits and better job stability. Do something special for ANY teacher tomorrow, even if you don't have a child in school. Lets show them we appreciate them. Our kids did something special each day. Today they wore they teachers favorite colors, printed them some bookmarks, certificates and took a small gift. Anthony sent a peach cobbler as today was also desert day. It doesn't take much effort to make someone feel appreciated. -------Original Message------- Ghetto Spelling Bee
________________________ DON'T FART IN BED This story doesn't make you cry from laughing so hardlet me know and We'll send someone right over to check your pulse. This is a story about a Couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting Loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the Smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it Was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was Perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctorshe was concerned that one Day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Christmas Morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs Sound asleepshe looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards And neckgizzardliver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought Came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep andgently pulling back the bed coversshe pulled back the elastic waistband Of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which Was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps As he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor Laughingtears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had Got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes laterher husband came downstairs in his Bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip As she asked him what was the matter? He said"Darlingyou were right. All these years you have warned me and I Didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Wellyou Always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts outand today It finally happened. But by the grace of GodVaseline and these two FingersI think I got most of them back in!
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Thursday, May 7, 2009
Maybe this vocab lesson will help you! Lol
Chickensoup
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| www.chickensoup.com (a world leader in life improvement. We have been helping real people share real stories for fifteen years, bringing hope, courage, inspiration and love to hundreds of millions of people around the world. We hope our books and products touch your life in a similar way. Is) one of the greatest sites you can have in your bookmarks, for you, your kids, your teens, your parents or anyone. Although I am not over 60, I find reading of whats to come and where others have been is one of the best things one can do to help you with your own life. Not everyone has a parent or granparent to tell them about life but it doesn't mean you shouldn't seek it for yourself. Chicken Soup for the Golden Soul: Heartwarming Stories for People 60 and Over: Divided into chapters on letting go, giving, learning, the lighter side, across the generations, overcoming obstacles, perspective, believing, living your dream, reminiscing and ageless wisdom, this book celebrates the myriad joys of living and the wisdom that comes from having lived. Readers at every stage of life will turn to this book again and again for the timeless wisdom that will help them live their lives to the fullest. A great deal of this book is available for read on Google: http://books.google.com/books?id=prA5sqCNnBsC&pg=RA1-PA58&dq=Erma++Bombeck&ei=FgkCSqLYJYmmNqa93foL#PRA1-PR21,M1 You can read other stories here of just about anyone going through anything at any given point and time in life: http://www.beliefnet.com/Inspiration/Chicken-Soup-For-The-Soul/index.aspx ----------------------- | |||
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Happy Cinco de Mayo
| Pharius got me hooked on Desktop Calendar a couple of years ago but I really don't know why I use it haha. I NEVER SEE MY DESKTOP! Once I turn on PC, I usually have up whatever was the last thing I walked away from. The only time I see the desktop is when I am shutting off PC. I know, just sad haha So as usual I end up missing whatever was on the calendar for that day until someone tells me anyway I know many celebrated today and I wanted to do my part as with every other holiday I can rember. Here are a few links to enjoy. This is also something to teach the kids. Its just like much of history, its not all taught in school and also when it is, many FACTS are left out. My kids learn about it in school and teach me what they learned each year. ======== Short video for those that don't want to read = ======== The holiday of Cinco De Mayo, The 5th Of May, commemorates the victory of the Mexican militia over the French army at The Battle Of Puebla in 1862. It is primarily a regional holiday celebrated in the Mexican state capital city of Puebla and throughout the state of Puebla, with some limited recognition in other parts of Mexico, and especially in U.S. Cities with a significant Mexican population. It is not, as many people think, Mexico's Independence Day, which is actually September 16.....http://www.mexonline.com/cinco-de-mayo.htm ========= The 5th of May is not Mexican Independence Day, but it should be! And Cinco de Mayo is not an American holiday, but it should be. Mexico declared its independence from mother Spain on midnight, the 15th of September, 1810. And it took 11 years before the first Spanish soldiers were told and forced to leave Mexico. So, why Cinco de Mayo? And why should Americans savor this day as well? Because 4,000 Mexican soldiers smashed the French and traitor Mexican army of 8,000 at Puebla, Mexico, 100 miles east of Mexico City on the morning of May 5, 1862. .... http://www.vivacincodemayo.org/history.htm ======== Mexican Crafts and Activities http://www.enchantedlearning.com/crafts/mexico/ ======== |
Arts and Crafts for Cinco de Mayo |  Children's Songs for Cinco de Mayo | Games for Cinco de Mayo | Language Activities for Cinco de Mayo | Recipes for Cinco de Mayo | Recommended Children's Books for Cinco de Mayo | Word Wall Cards for Cinco de Mayo | Links to Other Cinco de Mayo Resources | http://www.theholidayzone.com/cinco/
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Monday, May 4, 2009
National Fibromyalgia Awareness Day - May 12, 2009
| One of my blogs = http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=172835727&blogId=480442020 You don't have to be a member to read it, you can follow links to other survivors and read their stories. You do not need to be a sufferer in order to support those suffering from fms, ms or other chronic illnesses. Educating yourself and letting us live is the best support you can give. At least don't judge and make others lives harder just because you don't understand it. (although that's a good thing to do in life in general) If you havent time to read, just give 10 minutes to watch this one video and 1 more second to pass this email. Please take it virul this year -------- Fibromyalgia Awareness Day 2009 Campaign The National Fibromyalgia Association's theme for the 2009 National Fibromyalgia Awareness Day campaign is "Fibromyalgia Affects Everyone" and will focus on the far-reaching effects of this disorder—from broken lives to the economic costs to patients and society. (Click here for the history of Fibromyalgia Awareness Day and information on previous campaigns.) The NFA's Walk of FAME (Fibromyalgia Awareness Means Everything) event is a major component of this important campaign. This Walk of FAME Logo year's walk will move away from the traditional 5K event which in the past has drawn hundreds of people to a single location to an expanded program that will increase participation and maximize outreach efforts. The second annual Walk of FAME will consist of hundreds of buddy-type walks in local communities nationally and worldwide. On or around May 12teams of three or more patients family and friends —wearing Walk of FAME T-shirts and equipped with information cards—will walk at an array of popular destinations including shopping malls the perimeter of Disneyland and high profile college campuses.
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