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| Teacher Appreciation Day 2009 – May 5th Teacher Appreciation Week 2009: 3rd – 9th May http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/teacher_thankyou_cards_to_print.htm http://www.groupcard.com/ecards/Teacher-Apprec.-Day%2C-May-5 http://www.printfree.com/ Ours kids spend 1/3 to 1/4 their day with their teachers. Who are college educated and shape and mold our kids up to 10 months of the year. Many work a second job throughout the year and always have to double up in school to help out. Like the math teacher is also the track coach and so on. Most then have to go on unemployment and even on food stamps in the summer. Yet a garbage man makes more money, has better benefits and better job stability. Do something special for ANY teacher tomorrow, even if you don't have a child in school. Lets show them we appreciate them. Our kids did something special each day. Today they wore they teachers favorite colors, printed them some bookmarks, certificates and took a small gift. Anthony sent a peach cobbler as today was also desert day. It doesn't take much effort to make someone feel appreciated. -------Original Message------- Ghetto Spelling Bee
________________________ DON'T FART IN BED This story doesn't make you cry from laughing so hardlet me know and We'll send someone right over to check your pulse. This is a story about a Couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting Loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the Smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it Was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was Perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctorshe was concerned that one Day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Christmas Morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs Sound asleepshe looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards And neckgizzardliver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought Came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep andgently pulling back the bed coversshe pulled back the elastic waistband Of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which Was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps As he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor Laughingtears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had Got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes laterher husband came downstairs in his Bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip As she asked him what was the matter? He said"Darlingyou were right. All these years you have warned me and I Didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Wellyou Always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts outand today It finally happened. But by the grace of GodVaseline and these two FingersI think I got most of them back in!
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Thursday, May 7, 2009
Maybe this vocab lesson will help you! Lol
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